Now that Dr. Kevorkian is dead

The fast food industry has filled his shoes.

My mom sent me a list of "restaurants" below which now offer discounts for seniors, knowing I would have a few choice words to share with my blog readers:

Arby’s: 10% off (55+)
Ben & Jerry’s: 10% off (60+)
Bob’s Big Boy: discount varies by location (60+)
Burger King: 10% off (60+)
Captain D's Seafood: discount varies by location (62+)
Chick-Fil-A: 10% off or free small drink or coffee (55+)
CiCi’s Pizza: 10% off (60+)
Denny’s: 10% off, 20% off for AARP members (55+)
Dunkin’ Donuts: 10% off or free coffee (55+)
Einstein’s Bagels: 10% off baker’s dozen of bagels (60+)
Fuddrucker’s: 10% off any senior platter (55+)
Gatti’s Pizza: 10% off (60+)
Golden Corral: 10% off (60+)
Hardee’s: $0.33 beverages everyday (65+)
IHOP: 10% off (55+)
Jack in the Box: up to 20% off (55+)
KFC: free small drink with any meal (55+)
Krispy Kreme: 10% off (50+)
Long John Silver’s: various discounts at participating locations (55+)
McDonald’s: discounts on coffee everyday (55+)
Sonic: 10% off or free beverage (60+)
Steak ‘n Shake: 10% off every Monday & Tuesday (50+)
Subway: 10% off (60+)
Taco Bell : 5% off; free beverages for seniors (65+)
TCBY: 10% off (55+)
Waffle House: 10% off every Monday (60+)
Wendy’s: 10% off (55+)
White Castle: 10% off (62+)

My comments?

Well...you may have to wait a bit for the fast food to assist you in your suicide. But, as always, you get what you pay for.