How to identify Genetically Modified produce

Over 80% of processed food contains genetically modified (GM) ingredients. When you're shopping for produce, here's how to tell if your food has been tampered with by folks who can't see the future due to focusing on their funds:

--GM produce has a 5 digit PLU code on the sticker which starts with the number 8.
--ORGANIC produce has a 5 digit PLU, too. But the first number will be a 9.

And for those who are more inclined to remember things when put in verse, try this:
Don't put an 8 on your plate or you'll hate your fate because of what you ate.